Picked up Happy Wife’s dry cleaning today. Dry and Cleaning have always seemed to me to be opposed concepts. Using solvents other than water supposedly dates back to the time of the Romans, who used ammonia derived from animal urine to launder their wool togas. And to think I could have saved us $29.17 just by having Harry pee all over her pants and jacket.
Speaking of whom:
A menacing beast, isn’t he?
Seconds later, “You did bring the treats today, right? Whaaa… No. Tell me you didn’t forget the treats.”
Speaking of pee cleaning, and it’s efficacy as a solvent, technically then a dry cleaning agent, be glad you’re not a Dinka tribesman, and that you’re not “drycleaning” your teeth.