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Monday, October 23, 2006

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   Well there they all are. Not the best picture, I admit, but you get the idea - another divinely cool, crisp, sun-blessed day in Ohio as if hand drawn by God himself. Yeah right. Master told me to set the camera on "Auto" and I should've listened. Instead I set her to manual and fiddled with the shutter speed and f-stop, hoping to use the natural light to... like I said, should've listened. That's Master's mom and dad right, and mom's mom (aka bringer of toys!) in the middle. In hand was a plethora of trimmings collected during the walk - various grasses, thistles, twigs, flowers, and beaucoup rosehips. I don't what they intend to do with all that, it's all still in the back of the car so far as I know. It wasn't an easy taking either. Hands were bloody and boots muddy by the time we returned to the car. It left me with the impression that we had disturbed, albeit slightly, the equilibrium in Ohio, causing the propagation of an upsetting ripple effect of energy in all directions. I'm sure it's raining somewhere now because of this.

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